I cannot text.
- Me: What time is your ass tomorrow?
- Ryan: :( ass?
- Me: ... omgggg. CLASS. LOL
two alpacas in a bar...
- (during a phone convo, asked Ryan to send me cuter texts)
- Ryan: Look how cute I am
- Me: :( thats it?
- Ryan: :( lol uhh no!
- Ryan: So two alpacas walk into a bar....one says "hey where's Ryan?" The other one says "yeah he's way cuter than us!" :)
- Me: Why are you so weird? :p
thanks.
If there’s one thing that I’m thankful for, aside from family, food, and shelter, it would have to be my friends. I woke up to this text:
Hi claree! Hope im not waking u up! I just wanted to say, i am very very thankful for u. U have always been there for me and have bcome one of my closest friend
I seriously aw’d out loud and melted a little bit inside. I know I don’t say it enough to everyone, but I really do appreciate everything that they’ve done for me. I don’t know where I’d be without them. This text made me smile. I was blessed with some very sweet friends.
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving. Here’s to time spent with your family, to great food, and to great times ahead!
25/11/2010
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this is why we're best friends. (and roomies.)
- Me: He said he saw me, thought, "is that clare? It is! kukukuku >:D" and then ninja'd me. Such an easy target.
- Ally: U fail katherine-sensei
- Me: OMG I KNOW. I AM NOT WORTHY. BRB COMITTING SEPPUKU. though idk if ninjas of konoha do that.. We're not samurais.
- Ally: U failed her again tsk tskk WE'RE NINJAS CLARE
- Me: LOL I KNOW, BUT DO NINJAS FOLLOW SOME KIND OF WARRIOR CODE/ OR IS IT MORE LIKE SPARTANS, WHO DEMAND THAT YOU COME BACK WITH YOUR SHIELD OR BE ON IT
- [ A little bit later... ]
- Me: Izm so glad you got my back, yo. Is there anything you wanna do for dinner tonight?
- Ally: Dude i was just thinking that
- [ ^ That is why we're living together. We're too cool! ]
happiness in a text.
- Peter: Morning babee
- [ After not getting a reply from me for a while. ]
- Peter: Hehehe sleepy head. Just here to tell you i love you, and youre awesome. And amazing. You're the first thing I think of when the sun shines bright. And the last thing when I sleep at night.
what I wake up to.
- Peter: Morning babe ^^. K3U
- Me: Gooood morning!! :D i rab yoo too. Hope you have fun with your frieeends.
- Peter: We wheelz. We gunna keel some peeps. Yah diggs?. Rwowre. I rab yal moar.
- Me: Wheelz? Are you guys transformers? Does the keeling imply youre all decepticons??? ALSO TELL THEM I SAID HI. ps. Who's megatron?
- Peter: lawlz. Dues I even manchun. Dat I lubz you?
- Me: Psh i rubz yoo mooooooooooar. Silly goose.
- Peter: I thought I was a decepticon. Now I_m a goose? WHY DO YOU HURT ME (maurice)?. Iono, whatever name from the room
- Me: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!111 and i wasn't aware decepticons could love. Are you an anomaly?
- Peter: We love, uh. Deception :D
- Me: Does that make me deception then? Are you calling me A LIAR? D:< Choose your words carefully.
- Peter: You are a liar. Cause your ass is so hot, your pants are on fire :D.
- Me: ..... HAHAHAHAHAHA. wow. I just. Wow. Tell someone who's there to facepalm for me plzzzz
- Peter: Lolll.
- Me: What're you up to, foo?
- Peter: Going to jasons. Almost there
- Me: Gogogogogogoooo. :D and drive safe for me! I don't want to find a news article about you steamrolling someone over.
- Peter: Time to steamroll peeps. DIE MARSHMELLOWS
- Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (that should be read with the espanol soccer "GOOOOAAAL" voice)
