There’s a man called The Doctor. He lives on a cloud in the sky. And all he does, all day every day, is to stop all the children in the world ever having bad dreams.
In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers.
I was speaking to him in broken/shitty Vietnamese and he was cooing over it and so I asked him to speak to me in a sexy language and he goes “but I don’t know a sexy language, is Spanish a sexy language?” and I said “speak French” and he said “I don’t know French, but I can speak English and Kitty to you”
"meow meow mew meow meow."